This is a perfect place for me to confess! When I was 17 years old, I had a crush on that smoking chick for a long while, and she was always really nice to me. First, I am disabled, but you won’t notice anything until you meet me which I can not hear or speak, that’s Deaf to you. I was a good athlete, good student, worked part time jobs, owned a piece of shit car, and I was a good looking dude. But it was not good enough for those young hotties. The grass is always greener on the other side, especially with my flying hands language. So that night at the party, I approached her and talked for a while which made my heart beats really hard and my hands were sweating like I was in the sauna room. Thank god for not dropping a longneck bottle of budweiser with my sweaty hand in front of her! That fucking immature shitface jock dude interrupted us and took her off in front of other friends and laughed at me. it wasn’t the greatest moment for me. I decided to do something evil. So later that night, I found them in the bedroom passing out on bed naked. I took a good 3 minutes looking at that hot chick’s body before I squeezed a small tube of icy hot on shitface dude’s junk and chick’s tits and butt. Then I placed the tube on that shitface jock’s hand. I left smiling. The last time I received the rumor was that hot chick was very,very furious enough to inform her dad about the situation and the best part was that her dad was shitface jock’s dad’s best friend. You can figure out the rest. it happened 20 years ago. I thank you for this place.