When I was in high school you could say I “ran with the wrong crowd”. I smoked, did drugs, drank, got into a lot of fights, ditched classes all the time, etc. Now if I had to guess I would say about 60% of those fights were with guys off the football team so needless to say the coach and I were not on good terms. He would be the first one to be in the office lobbying for my punishments to be harsher than whatever it was I was receiving at the time. One day when I was leaving school (probably to go get high) he saw me light a cigarette right as I was stepping off the sidewalk (which was the schools property line). That petty bitch ran and got the truancy officer to go get me and bring me back to the school to write me a $180 ticket for smoking on school grounds. So that night I went to his house and slashed all 5 of his tires, (that’s right, even the spare) and pissed all over the door handle and into his heater intake vents right above his hood.
Fuck you coach…….checkmate.